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Otter Spiderman

Otter Spiderman

This week on City Dads, hosts dig into hilarious parenting stories, soccer obsessions, and the strange reality of balancing life, family, and fandom. If you love comedy, sports banter, and a touch of parenting honesty, this episode delivers all three in one unpredictable ride. Subscribe for weekly episodes, full of

Tickling: Armpit Fingering

Tickling: Armpit Fingering

This week on City Dads, hosts dig into hilarious parenting chaos, soccer obsessions, and the strange reality of balancing life, family, and fandom. From wild stories at youth matches to hot-takes on professional play and the madness of raising kids who think they’re the next Messi — this episode brings

Flinstone Flavors

Flinstone Flavors

Roman Bürki’s return, a kazoo, and the worst Uber ever — this week’s episode of City Dads has everything. The guys dive into the big news out of St. Louis City SC as Roman Bürki signs his new DP deal, debate if that’s smart roster-building or an expensive

Chocolate Milk for Dogs?!

Chocolate Milk for Dogs?!

Ever tried to feed a dog chocolate milk? In this hilarious and unfiltered episode of City Dads, the crew dives into some truly wild stories — from dog-sitting disasters and questionable vet advice to ghost-hunting moms, awkward childhood auditions, and why Speed might actually be the perfect rom-com. Join hosts Cory,

Rubber Sheets

Rubber Sheets

The dads are back — and it’s chaos. From mushroom trips to soccer rants and parenting fails, City Dads brings St. Louis comedy, dad life, and City SC talk that’s way too honest. ⚽😂 Expect hilarious storytelling, brutally honest soccer takes, and just enough parental wisdom to keep your kid

Soccer Talk City SC Vs. Austin FC

Soccer Talk City SC Vs. Austin FC

In this episode of City Dads, we dive deep into the current state of St. Louis City SC, exploring what’s working, what’s not, and how the club can build toward long-term success. From Durkin and Morales in midfield to the future of Hackworth as potential sporting director, we

Senator's Son Energy

Senator's Son Energy

Ready for laughs, sports talk, and dad life chaos? In this episode, we dive into the hilarious reality of being a dad—from awkward trips to Jo-Ann Fabrics with the kids, to wild “business ideas” (like sports bars next to craft stores), to the everyday comedy of balancing family life

Phish, Phutbol & Phunnel Cakes

Phish, Phutbol & Phunnel Cakes

On this episode of the City Dads Podcast, things get hilarious and a little out of hand. We dive into everything from the Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia documentary, to kids running wild on camping trips, to rodeo adventures that left us questioning bull riding and parenting choices

Match Day Meet Cutes

Match Day Meet Cutes

From dental hygienist confessions to the Porn Olympics, hot dog math, and why yelling at athletes doesn’t make you funny — this week’s episode is pure chaos in the best way. The dads are back in the basement talking St. Louis City SC soccer, camping disasters, weird fan encounters,

Soccer Talk City SC v. FC Dallas

Soccer Talk City SC v. FC Dallas

This week on City Dads, we dive into City SC's Saturday match that had everything: red cards in the 20th minute, third-string goalkeepers standing on their heads, wasted man advantages, and of course — plenty of fan frustration. From Celio Pompeo’s highlight goal to Chris Durkin’s big

Turf Burns

Turf Burns

This week on City Dads, the guys dive deep into another rollercoaster week of St. Louis City SC soccer — from blown leads and questionable ref calls to roster frustrations and flashes of brilliance that keep us hanging on. We talk about what’s broken, what gives us hope, and why

Soccer Talk City SC v. Vancouver Whitecaps

Soccer Talk City SC v. Vancouver Whitecaps

St. Louis City SC fans… we need to talk. 😬 After another heartbreaking loss, we break down why this season feels like Groundhog Day for CITY — late goals conceded, questionable roster construction, and the never-ending debate around Chris Durkin’s role. From blown leads to VAR controversy, to flashes of brilliance

How  Many Twinkies Do You Take Your Coffee With?

How Many Twinkies Do You Take Your Coffee With?

Welcome back to another episode of our comedy soccer podcast! In this week’s episode, we dive into everything from St. Louis City SC’s struggles in MLS, late-game collapses, questionable coaching decisions, and why this team just can’t seem to finish strong. ⚽ But it’s not all soccer

Soccer Talk City SC v. Chicago Fire

Soccer Talk City SC v. Chicago Fire

St. Louis City SC fans… what was THAT?! In this episode, we break down City SC’s latest MLS match against Chicago Fire — from the collapse after going up 2-1, to fitness issues, late-game subs, roster depth, and why this team keeps dropping points from winning positions. We dive into:

A Quick Gondola Story

A Quick Gondola Story

From Bronosaurus foreplay in Jurassic Park to breaking down the latest win, we’re kicking off Episode 18 with equal parts soccer talk and dad-level chaos. If you’re a fan of the beautiful game, questionable parenting stories, and the occasional inappropriate laugh — you’re in the right place. In